What Should I Be For Halloween This Year?

3 year old boy, at snack time: You should be Donald Duck. Or a plant.

3 year old girl: I think she should be a flower.

Boy: plants have flowers on top of them. [Duh.] Or, you should be Mr. Kookoohead.

Me: What does Mr. Kookoohead look like?

Boy: He has a butt on his head. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!