German Woman: "Are you the one who's a Birder?"
Me: "No, I'm Peter's sister."
German Woman: "But you're not a Birder?"
Me: "No."
Sister-in-law: "You're thinking of my great aunt."
"Shia le Boeuf is no River Phoenix."
9-year-old niece: "Dad is the Manners King tonight."
"It they do that it will be an emotional armegeddon! It's like the emotional 4 horses of the apocalypse!"
"Yes! I just hit the flea jackpot!"
4-year-old nephew, to me shortly after arriving at his house: "Hobgoblins have sharp, pointy toenails that scratch you, and guts in their eyeballs. And they live downstairs where you are sleeping."
Me (on phone with sister-in-law up north): "Have you ever seen a huge woman with a huge tattoo on her huge thigh, wearing tiny shorts? Because I just did."
"I might do some more flea pickin' before we head over to the farm..."
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