Niece (very enthusiastically): What's not to like about boys in sperrys and socks!
Daughter-in-law, to me, on Black Friday: Want to go do some Christmas Shopping? I've got a gun. Maybe we can end up on MSNBC!
Little Brother, on his latest get-rich-quick invention: It's called the Sock-O-Dile. It looks like a crocodile. You throw your dirty socks in it's mouth.
Another brother: They say winning the lottery ruins your life. But having a job can ruin your life... I'd be willing to give winning the lottery a try.
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