Things That Entertained Me the Last Few Days

"She doesn't need to go to Idylwilde. She probably knits her own carrots."

On the way into Walmart- "Lets just get the dog food and then get out of this filthy hell-hole."*

Me, while standing at the stove, making soup- "Don't bite my bottom!"

Little Girl: "When is your birthday?"
Me: "April."
Little Girl: "So is mine!!"
Me: "Really?! What day?"
Little Girl: "June 11!"

I'm not sure what this sweet wheel cover means, except that maybe when you die you might get to be the Man (or Person) in the Moon. Although if that child has insect wings, than I have no idea what it means:

Ikea Monkey

Here's the cute little fella who escaped from his owner's car somewhere in Canada, and ran around in Ikea dressed in his tiny shearling coat and diaper, screeching in terror at people. I love this story.

*So, turns out that about 1/4 of the things we tried to buy at Walmart (we went from one bag of dog food to a cart full of stuff) never made it home with us. We gave it to the cashier to ring up, but she never rang it up or gave it to us. We put it on the belt- we have no idea what happened to it. When we realized this later in the day ("Hey, where's that chicken broth? Where are those socks? Where are Ariel's Mermaid Sisters?") we had an in depth discussion about whether or not there are more stupid people in the world than there used to be. We agreed that there are, for lots of reasons.