Me: Do you want some tea?
Him: No thanks, I have this glass of wine I'm finishing.
Me: OK.
later...
Him: Is this my tea?
Me: No, it's mine.
Him: Oh.
Me: You wanted tea? I thought you said No.
Him: Yes. I told you I wanted some.
Me: No, you didn't. But I'll make you some.
later...
Me: Here's your tea.
Him (hugging me): I didn't want tea. I'm finishing this glass of wine.
Me: you're a pain in the ass.
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