Sometimes It's Kind Of Like Working In An Insane Asylum

Today at the lunch table, I played "Guess My Middle Name!" with a bunch of 5 year olds.

Girl: Guess what my middle name is!
Me: What is the first letter?
Girl: R
Me: Robin? Rebecca? Rachael? Ruth? Rhianna?
Girl: It rhymes with day.
Me: Ray?
Girl: Yep!

Girl: Guess what my name middle name is!
Ditzy Girl: Does it start with a V?
Girl: No, it starts with a K.
Ditzy Girl: Is it Donkey?
Girl (with straight face): No

Josh: Do you know what my middle name is?
Me: Nope.
Josh: It's Joshua.

Girl: Guess what my middle name is!
Me: What does it start with.
Girl: J
Me: Jessica? Jennifer? Jane? Janice? June?
Girl: Do you give up?
Me: Yes
Girl: It's Kim.

Girl: Guess what my middle name is!
Me: What does it start with?
Girl: I don't know.
Me: What kind of sound does the first letter make?
Girl: I don't know.
Me: Do you know what your middle name is?
Girl: No.

Girl: Guess what my Teddy Bear's middle name is!
Me: No.