Me: Where did you put my sit-up bench that I asked you to move downstairs?
Him: I put it downstairs, in the living room, behind the couch.
Me: I was thinking I'd use it more if it was in the big bedroom, upstairs.
Him: Bitch. You spend all day just thinking about things that need to be moved to a different floor.
(In his defense, I recently did have him move lots of things from the attic to the first floor. Some quite heavy. And back up again, several days later.)
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