Wednesday, February 26, 2014

She's Brilliant Beyond Her Yesrs

"See how much I'm shivering from my bath? That means I'm 100% freezing."

"She's so obnoxious. M-S-R-I-K T-L. Obnoxious."

"The good thing about America is that it lets you build trucks and families and dreams. That's what the guy on TV says."

"Throw-up is disgusting. And sad."




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