Tuesday, November 11, 2014

The Lady With a Beard Who Talked Like a Man

Nina: I don't want to go in that store.

Me: Why?

Nina: Because there's a lady who works there who has a beard and talks like a man.

Me: I never saw a lady like that in that store.

Nina: It's true. Once we were there and I heard a man's voice talking, and there was a man standing there, but his lips weren't moving. He was just smiling.

Me: Maybe it was a different man talking.

Nina: No. It was definitely a lady.

Me: Did you see her beard?

Nina: No, but her voice was so deep it sounded like she had a beard. It was creepy.

Me: Oh. Hopefully she won't be there today.

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