Thursday, January 17, 2013

I Had a Hearing Test Today

And I learned something new about myself:  I have excellent hearing.

The doctor* went over my test results and pretty much sang my praises.  He told me the following-

That no one has hearing like me.

He's never seen the likes of it.

It's freakishly good.

It's off the charts.

I can hear extremely high frequencies and extremely low ones.

I can hear at zero decibels.

I can hear sounds that don't exist.

I can hear thoughts.

I can hear trees falling in forests, no matter where I am.

I can hear eyes rolling.


But really, turns out I have really awesome hearing!

*I like this doctor. He's from NYC and he's funny.  I shared the elevator with him on the way up to my appointment, not knowing who he was.  He wants me to have some tests- when I asked him if I scheduled them or does he, he answered, "I loved the time we've shared since we met in the elevator, but not enough to start planning your life for you."

I like a good wise-guy doctor.


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