Me: Sausage and pepper pizza?? I guess we won't be spooning tonight. Or I'll have to be the inside spoon, if you know what I mean.
Him: What do you mean?
Me: It's not nice when you get, you know, a little gaseous in your sleep.
Him: I never do that.
Me: Yes, you do.
Him: No I don't- I would know if I did.
Me: How would you know? You're sound asleep! Take my word for it- you do.
Him: You just say things like that to justify your unjustifiable behavior towards me.
Me: What unjustifiable behavior? I haven't done anything bad, lately…
Him: You make up mean things about me. To give yourself reasons to be mean to me.
Me: *laughs, meanly*
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