Me: I know. 3 cats is a bit much. 2 is plenty.
Him: Yes, and one dog.
Me, pointing to annoying our Yorkie: Well, she'll be around at least another 10 years- we'll eventually need another dog to keep her company. I'd like a German Shepherd. They're so smart.
Him: The only way I want another dog is if it's smart enough to talk and do things around the house for me. Like, if I can tell it to check if there's enough gas in the garage for me to mow the lawn and it comes back and tells me [doing Scooby Doo voice]: No, sorry Big Al, you need to go to the gas station before you mow the lawn- want me to go for you?
Me: Yeah. I'll probably get a German Shepherd next.
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