Friday, May 23, 2014

Talking Filthy Always Gets Me in Trouble

So, I went to the hairdresser's today.  As usual, I didn't want to spring the extra $20 for the blow job, as I affectionately like to call having my hair blown dry.

I stopped at Big Al's office to chat about some things- my hair was still pretty much dripping wet, which he commented on. I replied, "I know- she didn't even bother to throw in the usual free bang blow job."

And then I realized his boss was behind me. A very nice, lives-by-the-Good-Book Evangelical Christian.  I'm just hoping he had no idea what any of that really meant, or if he does, that it was not what it really meant. I just left, quickly.

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