Little Boy: Once I ate poop.
Little Girl: Ewwww!! What did it taste like?
Little Boy: Poop.
Little Girl: Did you die?
Little Boy: Nope.
Little Girl: I know who you are! You are Nina's Mommy!
Me: Well, actually I'm her grandmother!
Little Girl: (giggles)
Me: I know it sounds silly, but it's true! Really!
3 hours later-
Little Girl: Are you just a little tiny bit old?
Nina (as we pull into her school parking lot): There's my Big Yellow School! And you are my Big Purple Mimi!
(I'm wearing a purple sundress.)
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